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I'm in Oklahoma for my sister's wedding. So far we have:
  • shopped at Wal-Mart
    (full disclosure: I got two great party dresses for $15!)
  • heard a song called I'd Like to Check You for Ticks
  • experienced the banjo riff from Deliverance as a ringtone
  • bought these:




At Wal-Mart:
Sister: So the last thing we need for the BBQ is a case of Bud Light.
Mom: (whispers to me) I'm not wasting 150 calories on Bud Light! Do you want to get something else to drink?
Me: (nods)
Mom: How about Dos Equis?
Me: I dunno, I had one at the restaurant last night but it tasted kinda strange.
Sister: (chimes in) That's 'cause beer's not allowed to be more than 3.5% here!
Me: No way!
Sister: Yep. They even used to have dry counties here not too long ago.
Mom: So what should we get if we don't want to drink watered-down beer then?
Crotchety Old Lady: Hot chocolate.
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