Mom: So what should we get if we don't want to drink watered-down beer then?
Crotchety Old Lady: Hot chocolate.

ROFL!!

When I was job hunting, I interviewed at a place in Texas that was in a quasi-dry town. You could go into a restaurant and get a drink, but nowhere could you buy something like a six pack or a bottle of vodka to take home. You had to drive out of town to do that. I'm so glad I didn't get that job. That wasn't the only thing that made that town suck.