Hahaha, that must have been fate—I really can't picture you in Texas!

I don't mind not drinking but it's funny how people like to put in their two cents here. My sister was trying on a top that was clearly too tight in the chest and as my mom was giving her feedback ("I think you need to go up a size, honey") the guy running check-in at the dressing rooms pipes up like, "yeah, I think she's gonna have some trouble here (points to armpits)."