Pioneer Square Starbucks: avoid

[homodachi]

26ish dude, drunk: Hay you wanna trade this PSP for your iPod touch?
Me: No. *hand on iPhone*
Dude: *leans closer* Look it's got a bigger screen!
Me: No.
Dude: ...Oh. Do you wanna hang outside then?
Me: No.
Dude: *shuffles off*

The police are questioning him outside now.

Comments

[cheesemon.livejournal.com]

Man, that pick-up line might've worked at Best Buy, but Starbucks? What was that guy thinking?

If I were in your shoes, I'd say, "Sure," take the PSP first and run. I'm sure he'll stop hitting on strangers after that.